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Nibble on a Diver Sir? June 28, 2007

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Sorry I couldn’t resist this one …..

 h1.jpg.Morning Sir, What do you fancy for Breakfast Sir?

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Desayuno in Spanish is breakfast…but I don’t think I could manage one every day but I’d try!

Thank you Helen

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The Harrogate Horrors June 2007 June 20, 2007

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Where to start with this bunch? Escaping the floods in the UK Wendy, Richard, Gwen, Nick and Dave arrived on our doorstep following a recommendation from a dive club collegue who previously dived with us. It’s been an interesting week full of banter mickey taking and some great diving.Highlights of the week include Dave kneeling on the sand at the mushrooms looking left and right to make sure there was no traffic coming?? Wendy who is partially sighted feeling every male bottom she could find, and Richard who was awarded the Tenerife Scuba fridge magnet award for the silliest boat exit competition.

Moray Eel Caves at Palm Mar.Sardine Fry.No Fish Here.Triggerfish.Wendy,Dave,Richard,Nick

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Russell and Hills June 2007 June 20, 2007

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At 6ft 4ins Russell is one of our tallest returning customers, this time back with his shorter better half Hills. Being a relativley inexperienced diver Hills had to put up with being molested by Turtles, surrounded by fish an encounter with a large Altantic Stingray which came to say hello. All of which she coped with admirabley the only thing she did take issue with Russell’s snoring!

Can I help you?.Get off my Boat.Atlantic Ray.Roncardores.Swim Through at the Steps

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El Pajero June 18, 2007

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El Pajero

Yes, it says it, right over the door so I suppose the bar is full of Pajeritos…!

Want to know what Pajero translates to in English…? I’d suggest you look it up as Imight get banned for posting it…!

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A New Diver is Born! June 14, 2007

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Rob and Gunny wish to announce that diving holidays have been posponed for a few months due to the arrival of Andreas Jens at 9.55am on Saturday 9th June. Mother and son share the same birthday.No Rob they don’t do regs for infants!

Many congrats from all here at TenerifeScuba, Sarah says the creche will be open when ever you require it.

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Extreme Dave, Lynne and Matt June 3, 2007

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Another week draws to a close and time to reflect on this some of this weeks loonies. Ladies or should I say Ladles first, Lynne who was back again who managed to get a pickie of baby Angel Shark and who loves turtles but hates my pickie of her. Extreme Dave another returning customer the only man I know who can eat a whole Tee Bone steak at the rib shack in Valle San Lorrenzo.Then of course there was Matt who came along with Tony and did his OpenWater and Advanced Open water Courses through us, well done Matt! All of whom had the joys of being harrased by four Trigger fish at Neptunes cave.

Lynne and Turtle.Baby Angel Shark.Extreme Dave.Matt.Trigger Fish

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